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Al Gore's Convenient IPO
Is there more of an upside to his psychologist-advised nervous breakdown antidote Climate Health What’s-it World Tour
than we think? Could the former Next President of the USA be angling for some IPO bucks to back the Nobel Prize?
Doesn’t it sound as if the Nobel award was a type of consolation prize after losing the presidency. No?
Who would give it to a guy who uses a gas guzzling monster-carbon footprint producing private jet to promote his “cause”.
It’s like giving an Oscar to Jessica Simpson for her role in the Dukes of Hazard. Pointless and, like her shirt, a tad transparent.
 

Secret plan to capture bin Laden 'blocked by Bush'
No surprise here. The Bush and the Bin Laden families are rumored friends and business associates. Bush, it was reported, arranged for Bin Laden family members in the U.S. to grab the last flights out just before he closed our airspace down
after 9/11.

Starbucks cutbacks: The End of the World as We Know it
There have been many tragedies in the business world but this takes the cookie. Caffeine addicts the world over are
reportedly in a state of shock not seen since the “live”  appearance of Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live. They are
to be found staring into space in numbed disbelief that something so vital to the national, nay, to the world’s psyche as
Starbucks would consider such a tragic move as closing stores. My wife, G-d bless her near-crack-addict-caffeine-addicted-
soul has been lying on the sofa in the fetal position rocking herself too and fro, weeping gently in frustrated angst since
she heard the news on CNN at dinnertime. What is to become of us? Please! Tell me.

Berlin Holds on to Obsolete US Nukes
I don’t care if they paint them pink and beat them with a hammer. Starbucks is closing stores.

And the world's happiest country is...
Who cares? Really. Starbucks is all that matters.

Editorial Blog: "Economists car park my car"
Glad I wrote this before I heard the tragic SB news. Oh, G-d, I just threw up on my keyboard. Starbucks anxiety; a new psychological diagnosis.

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