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Al Gore's Convenient IPO
Is there more of an upside to his
psychologist-advised nervous breakdown antidote Climate Health What’s-it
World Tour
than we think? Could the former Next President of the USA be angling for
some IPO bucks to back the Nobel Prize?
Doesn’t it sound as if the Nobel award was a type of consolation prize
after losing the presidency. No?
Who would give it to a guy who uses a gas guzzling monster-carbon
footprint producing private jet to promote his “cause”.
It’s like giving an Oscar to Jessica Simpson for her role in the Dukes
of Hazard. Pointless and, like her shirt, a tad transparent.
Secret plan to capture bin Laden 'blocked
by Bush'
No surprise here. The Bush and the
Bin Laden families are rumored friends and business associates. Bush, it
was reported, arranged for Bin Laden family members in the U.S. to grab
the last flights out just before he closed our airspace down
after 9/11.
Starbucks cutbacks: The End of the World
as We Know it
There have been many tragedies in
the business world but this takes the cookie. Caffeine addicts the world
over are
reportedly in a state of shock not seen since the “live” appearance of
Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live. They are
to be found staring into space in numbed disbelief that something so
vital to the national, nay, to the world’s psyche as
Starbucks would consider such a tragic move as closing stores. My wife,
G-d bless her near-crack-addict-caffeine-addicted-
soul has been lying on the sofa in the fetal position rocking herself
too and fro, weeping gently in frustrated angst since
she heard the news on CNN at dinnertime. What is to become of us?
Please! Tell me.
Berlin Holds on to Obsolete US Nukes
I don’t care if they paint them
pink and beat them with a hammer. Starbucks is closing stores.
And the world's happiest country is...
Who cares? Really. Starbucks is all that matters.
Editorial Blog: "Economists car park my
car"
Glad I wrote this before I heard the tragic SB
news. Oh, G-d, I just threw up on my keyboard. Starbucks anxiety; a new
psychological diagnosis.
Feedback: editor@goldcoastmedia.net
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